Top 10 Odd Things About Adolf Hitler

by Buzz! on March 28, 2012

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Who is that man over there? The one that just passed. No, don’t tell me you missed it. I’m certain it wasn’t Charlie Chaplin. But… Oh, heck! I’ll just go ahead and say it: I think I just saw Adolf Hitler.

Even when you do see Hitler, at least in photographic representations, there is a lot that’s missing, that you don’t see in him. It is not just the mystery that surrounds him (of which there is nearly as much as with Elvis), but also the numerous strange things — dare I say — quirks that are known about him. I’m collecting the best of the best. Hesitantly, mind you; projects like this can be used to humanize tyrants and, while I certainly agree that Hitler was human, these facts are not collected for that end. Instead, the list is working off a perverse interest in the unexpected. Much of what follows is extracted from A Concise Biography of Adolf Hitler by Thomas Fuchs.

10He was a high school dropout

10.Juggling hitler

Credit: gifbin.com

He was a high school dropout. Not only that, but he repeated his sixth year and was rejected twice from art school. This takes the phrase “Hitler’s stupid” to a very different place. While absolutely agreeing that the man’s coming into power and entire regime is stupid (in that ridiculous, horribly absurd way), there was a genius to his craft of speech to make people believe not only the insane things he claimed, but also that they could be achieved. That craft? As an orator. The root of dictator is shared with dictate: a speaking role, a performing role.

9Artistic Ambitions

Cain Hitler In Hell

Credit: terminartors.com, Artist: Grosz George

While having artistic ambitions, there are a lot of burgeoning movements that he simply couldn’t stand: cabaret, expressionism, and jazz music, for example. This contradiction can be accounted for by the ideological background of the artists that worked in each of the fields. Cabaret, for instance, was actively in political opposition to nazism and supported the free love of homosexuals, ineffectual citizens, and debauchery in general. Expressionism, like jazz, is not inherently political although the practitioners were in large part Jewish. Unlike jazz, the link to the artistic style and Jewish tradition is not apparent in expressionism (which doesn’t mean that Hitler’s hatred isn’t as well).

8Times Magazine announced Hitler the Man of the Year

Hitler Times Magazine

In 1938, Times Magazine announced Hitler the Man of the Year — although political correctness has corrected this to Person of the Year. Joseph Stalin got it the following year, and then again in 1942 (aside from Winston Churchill and George W. Bush, the only person to win twice). Sure enough, Time has made some silly choices for the award, such as Middle Americans, Baby Boomers, the computer, and — my personal favorite — You, but Hitler! This comes well after the publication of Mein Kampf and its translation into English. Oh well, this can serve as a warning. To be the Person of the Year, you must have power, political or otherwise. Hitler is a good example of what evils power can spawn.

7Slept a lot

Adolf Hitler In Landsberg Prison

Credit: USHMM.org, courtesy of Richard Freimark

Next time you’re told off for staying in bed until 11 o’clock, just tell the one complaining that you’ll be a world leader one day because Hitler often woke at this time. Really, he did. Suffering from insomnia, it was quite normal for him to be up, busying himself by pacing diagonally in his room, giving himself (medical) enemas, or some other peculiar habit of his. The reported regular bedtime for him was around four or five in the morning. This is surprising given the success of his missions, but not altogether useless as leader, for it teaches people to live around you.

6Hitler never took of his jacket in public

Hitler never took of his jacket in public

For an orator, personal appearance is very important. As a result, Hitler never took of his jacket in public (presumably afraid of sweat marks), always wore pre-tied neckties (heaven forbid it should be out of place!), only wore full-length underwear (not so easily explained), etc. And since we’re here, we might as well take a bash at his mustache: no one could convince him that it didn’t work with the get-up. One day, he deluded himself, it will catch on because everyone will want to be like the Führer. I personally think it suits Chaplin much better.

5A real Don Juan type

Hitler and Ladies

There were a number of ladies — one of his nieces included — that didn’t much mind the little mustache. These women all shared one other passion, aside from his mo: suicide, or at the very least a romancing of death. His first girlfriend committed suicide; his last attempted it twice before finally fulfilling the dream in 1945 with her lover in her arms. In between, the stories are no different. The man really had an effect on women! A real Don Juan type.

4He liked being kicked

The Enigma Of Hitler

Salvador Dali , The enigma of Hitler (1939)

What these women got from him sexually is another question. Perhaps it would be better to say “what he got from them.” Psychological assessments of Hitler, undertaken in his lifetime, concluded that he probably adored being urinated and defecated on. In fact, any sexual report regarding the man, be it psychological or a recount, suggests that he was rather strange in the sack. For example, he supposedly begged to be kicked repeatedly by one woman and is said to have had his guards videotape the torture of Jewish people for his own home-viewing pleasure.

3Afraid of blades

Hitler Shaving

Credit: spencerrabin.blogspot.com

If it is true that he liked to be dominated, then this next Hitler quirk is a very curious counterpart: he was afraid of blades in other peoples hands to the point of feeling terrified during haircuts. This must stem from paranoia that many people wanted to take his life (which they did). For the same reason, he always shaved himself, just in case. It’s really another exhibition of his weakness — apparent by simply looking at his frame — but it really is a wonderful to imagine Hitler screaming on the barber’s chair as if he were at the dentist.

2Hitler was a vegetarian

Hitler Burned On To The Toast

Designed by: Tibi Tibi Neuspiel, a toast artist

If you’ve invited Hitler for dinner it might be good to ask whether he has any special dietary requirements. He does; Hitler was a vegetarian. It would then be an opportune time to ask yourself what you’re doing inviting a genocidal lunatic into your house, onto your table, to eat off of your forks. Chances are, he’s not interested in joining you for the Hare Krishna hiking weekend, but he did see (after Richard Wagner) vegetarianism as bridging a spiritual divide. Supposedly, he saw the future of Germany as vegetarian — a long way from the knockwurst we know and love.

1Hitler invented the concept of blow-up dolls

Hitler Funny

Don’t hold your breath. You’re not going to guess this one. In order to avoid the situation of his soldiers, who have the same needs as anybody else, sleeping with one another (in which case they would have to be executed) or sleeping with the locals of regions they visited (and potentially procreating with Jews and being executed for that), Hitler came up with yet another brilliant idea: the blow-up doll. You know that breath you’re not holding? It suddenly has somewhere else to be. Complete the job without the complete set! Don’t screw the system, screw this plastic thing instead! However the proposal was constructed, I’m sure it would have been — if recorded — one of the funniest moments in history.

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Bazza Barryson January 14, 2013 at 7:22 pm

Hitler was never vegetarian. This is a common error made but various biographers including those who knew the dictator knew he was fond to Bavarian sausages, game pie and even the odd stuffed pigeon!

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Beby January 14, 2014 at 2:35 pm

not true. Read the book of Rochus Misch

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Fredster January 20, 2014 at 1:59 pm

Let me guess – you’re a Commietarian…uh…vegetarian, right? And it upsets you that Hitler was too? Yes, if you check Wikipedia, known for their left-of-center bias (so if anything they’d agree with you), the evidence clearly shows that Hitler, at least during the WW2 time-frame (the last few years of his life) was an ardent vegetarian.

But keep dreaming if that makes you feel better.

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ciccili March 27, 2013 at 7:51 pm

lol

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blackledge April 3, 2013 at 10:35 am

Everyone always talks about Hitlers mustache but no one realizes that Hitler didn’t like his toothbrush( yes that is what they called it) mustache,
he loved his ‘Kaiser’ mustache but he was ordered during WW1 by his superiors to shave off his huge Kaiser ‘stache and wear toothbrush ‘stach so the gas masks that they wore would fit better,
Hitler kept the toothbrush ‘style after the war to constantly remind people that he was a soldier in the trenches during WW1 and was the victim of a gas attack by the allies during the ‘great’ war, he was actually blinded for several weeks at the end of the war and was in a hospital recovering from the gas attack when the war ended.
Another odd thing about Hitler was he was somewhat of an animal rights activist and dispised people who mis-treated animals , I think he always had a German sheperd named Blondie with him everywhere he went.

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alexiss May 21, 2013 at 6:25 pm

Wow, he was an odd person!

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nadja June 2, 2013 at 7:55 pm

thanks it really helped me with my history project!!!
even though i don’t know you

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Gary August 9, 2013 at 1:49 am

Hitler a vegetarian… ? He may have been, but it is also known that he liked cream puffs, and ate them constantly. As for as him being a real Don Juan type, I have my doubts about that. Historically, on record anyway, he didn’t have but a couple of relationships with women, and one of them he was related to which you mentioned, and he forced her to do sexual acts according to the info I found, and forced her to stay hidden away from the general public, which is why she committed suicide. He probably paid off his last and only mistress, for political reasons. And it was never a fact he even married her, it was only said that he did in his and hers last days in a underground bunker. He may have been a seducer of women, but I doubt he got much.

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Anne February 19, 2014 at 2:53 am

Hitler was NOT a vegetarian!

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Cassie March 10, 2014 at 3:19 pm

okay most of these are not true…..

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